The world's best pain scale

I bet you are sick and tired of hearing "on a scale of 1-10, how bad does ____ hurt?"  ("Well, on my personal scale, or yours?  'Cause a 3 for me is like a 7 for normal people.  And do you want a number just for ___ or for overall?  What about other body parts that hurt now, too?  And for good days or bad days?")  Or trying to draw where things hurt on a body outline?  ("May I just scribble over the whole freakin' thing?")  


I found this fantastic post awhile ago by one of my favorite bloggers, Allie Brosh.  It made me laugh so hard, I popped a few ribs in the process.  So brace yourselves (and your rib cage) for the new pain scale.

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